My Verbal Diarrhea

weeabooparadise94:

heroofthreefaces:

sumkitty:

songofkeys:

the-long-dog:

perccyderolo:

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

(via joshpeck)

gardeninthevoid:

sapphic-space-syren:

bipolarblueberries:

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

FGFJFDSGGSH

(via zachsgay)

rosebeaches:

u know what’s weird.. that i’m going to like.. keep getting older.. and like i’m going to change.. experience personal growth and character development and shit.. like that’s wild

(via leavesoflettuce)

domesticflight:

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quasi-normalcy:

hellcatblues:

astrodidact:

Nurses:

Fun Fact: We don’t expect cops to do their jobs even when they’re funded to the eyeballs.

(via politiho)

benditlikekorra:

idekwhatthisblogisanymore:

Ok so we know that avatars can vaguely remember remnants of their past lives. Like how avatar Kyoshi can perfectly recite one of avatar kuruk’s poems even though it was never published.

Ok now imagine this.

*Cabbage Corp setting up a cabbage stand*

Asami: Korra what’s wrong?

Korra: i… i don’t know. I suddenly feel… violent?

(via averypotterwhovian)

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

I have this headcanon that’s actually kinda several headcanons where Zuko comes out to the gaang and it’s just like

Zuko, Prince of the Fire Nation, Heir to the Throne, Incredibly Repressed and Visibly Anxious: I like. Boys

Aang: …….well who doesn’t?

Toph: me

Zuko: WHAT

Sokka: not everybody’s bi, Aang

Suki: I am :]

Sokka: yeah me too but

Aang: wait, you guys have words for that?

Katara: you don’t??

Zuko: guys I’m gonna have a stroke can we rewind,

Aang: I asked Monk Gyatso about it once and he said to love who you love, and whoever that is will come naturally :)

Zuko: Azula called me a slur

(via mattandjones)

guerrillatech:

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might-just-lie-down-for-a-bit:

lezzyharpy:

a lot of trans girls see link as a trans girl and were right and a lot of trans guys see link as a trans guy and theyre right and a lot of cis people see link as cis and theyre fucking idiots link isnt cis

(via thesunlovesthemoon)