My Verbal Diarrhea

 

8/20/2014 - Video

alphalewolf:

What’s your most embarrassing moment making a movie? { x }

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8/20/2014 - Photo

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

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8/20/2014 - Conversation

  • interviewer: this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
  • me: *giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*

monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

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8/20/2014 - Photo

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

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Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

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