im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via faking-serendipity)
OH GOD I ANGERED IT
WHAT THE FUCK
I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
(via hiddlestalker)
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
(via gotproperdead)
5/18/2013 - Photo
Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
(via theangelshavetheponds)
5/18/2013 - Video
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
(Source: quellary, via hiddlestalker)
OH CRAP. SOMEONE JUST KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. I AM STILL NOT DRESSED AND IT IS HALF PAST THREE.
*HIDES UNDER DUVET PRETENDING NOT TO BE IN*
THEY KEEP KNOCKING I AM BEGINNING TO THINK IT IS IMPORTANT.
IT WAS SOMEONE ASKING ME TO HELP THEM MAKE CHOCOLATE COVERED OREOS.
I LOVE BEING AT UNIVERSITY.
^ That story could not have had a better ending.
(via gotproperdead)
thefaultinthefantasticfoursome:
people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator
*tries to do his scottish accent a long with deep voice*
“It’s time for you to face the Way of the Warrior”
(via gotproperdead)
wow hey look free wifi
i clicked it and now i dont know where i am but theres wifi so it’s okay
(via gotproperdead)
5/18/2013 - Conversation
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
- Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
- The Doctor:
- Student:
- The Doctor:
- Student:
- The Doctor: brb
