My Verbal Diarrhea

 

9/16/2014 - Conversation

  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via d0nn0)

foxnewsofficial:

blvck-sun-whiite-sky:

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

have fun buying food with them indie points though

i only hunt and gather

(via somevaguething)

9/16/2014 - Photo

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

(via twitchytwitchtwitch)

9/16/2014 - Video

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

(via d0nn0)

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

(via sadsizequeen)

9/16/2014 - Video

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords, via kaylainthetardis)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via hotboyproblems)

9/16/2014 - Photo

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

(Source: prospit-page, via satan-is-not-natural)

9/16/2014 - Video

slayerdeans:

cas’ feelings + tumblr text posts

(via satan-is-not-natural)